We drove down to Kinston town, for Grandma's Christmas party
We were laughing at yo mama jokes and stopped at Caswell for mistletoe
Looking forward to the mac n' cheese
Maria wants some sweet tea, please
Holographic Jesus looks down as we sing, Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
Uncle Bo brought his kids with him, they were dressed in wolfpack red again
Giving hugs and saying "Hey y'all", looking for the homemade eggnog
Russ is trying to fix the fireplace
Greg disappears while Grandma says grace
Sitting down while Morgan's singing the first Noel, the first Noel
Pass the biscuits, don't turn the bowl game on, wolfpack players are sitting at home
Send Connie to the piggly wiggly store
We need some ice and an extension cord
Undo our belts, move to the living room
We'll be ready to eat pecan pie real soon
Hallelujah, everybody say, "cheese," merry Christmas from the family!
(Travis) Time to watch my DVD
The soundtrack's from the 1960s
Take numbers and hope that Stephen doesn't get the rutabega
Show pictures of "what I didn't get you this year," bet you didn't want inflatable ears,
Hear Cheech and Chong on the radio singing, "I want a beer." I want a beer.
Drink apple cider when the sweet tea's gone, walk to the neighbors' and sing a Christmas song.
Used to go to Uncle Russel's at night, passed Wanda Health's daddy's restaurant on the right,
Talk about the weird uncles in our family tree,
(Greg) but hey, look at Craig and me
Hallelujah, everybody say "cheese." Merry Christmas from the May family!
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