So many things that you don't have to say thank you for!

It's always difficult to figure out what to give my dad for Christmas. I imagine that y'all have trouble thinking of things too.

Here are some things that I did NOT get him for his birthday, in case you are still trying to think of things for Christmas.

http://www.rickbayless.com/cookbooks/excellentadventures.html
We are SOOO much cuter!

http://www.hotelnepal.com/nepal/package.php?name=Tenzing-Hillary+Everest+Marathon+Nepal
Runner's high like you've never had it before

http://store.cstv.com/marketplace/store_contents.cfm?store_id=58&product_id=122936&partner_id=8280
In case you lose the cups, you can still remember that magical night. Alley hoop!

I'm more creative at coming up with things that you wouldn't want than the internet:

"Proud parent of a Harvard employee" shirt. I know you would prefer one that said "Proud parent of a Harvard Union Member", but that just wouldn't be true. You might get a "my bandit daughter beat your charity-entrant son in the 2008 Boston Marathon" bumper sticker later this year though. . . ..

Rights to the "Happy Wedding Day" Zoom song.

"Your pace or mine?" running singlet.

"Did you check to make sure it was plugged in?" and other questions you should ask yourself before asking others for help. This almost semi-bestseller helps you decide if your issue is worthy of the time of others.

"Mr. Helpful" stationary.

A lifetime supply of all natural, calorie-free sweetener with constrictive properties. Ohh wait, I did get you as much as you probably need for a lifetime!!

Here comes the "lame" pun!!!!

You're so cool, people have to wish you a happy BRRRRRRRday! Ice, ice baby!!!



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